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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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