- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

A man buys a prius

I love alchohol!

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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