what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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diarrhea.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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