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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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