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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.