- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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