A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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... Chan chan

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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