Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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You idiot.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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