- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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