- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

There's a god, just kidding.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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