LOL May Wong

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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