Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Women's rights

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Get in the car.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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