- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Women's rights

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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