- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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A handicapp walks into a bar

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Hey how is your wife and my kids

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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