Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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