What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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