Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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DERP

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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