How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

its snowing on mount fuji

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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