A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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