- Anti Joke

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

you know whats funny... nothing.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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