What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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