whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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lol

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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