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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

identical jokes get different votes.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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