- Anti Joke

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive