- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

knock knock

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Your grandma's cookies.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cripples are lame.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What's up brah brah

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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