- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Water? I hardly know her.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

A Sloth runs...

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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