Grammer is very important

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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