Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Hey, Max!!

I killed someone on minecraft.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

dyslexics of the world untie!

whats worse than gill? nothing

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Bob dole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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