- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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