- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

knock knock There's no door

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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