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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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