- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

I am a joke. I am funny.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What can make you pee? Liquid

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