What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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