Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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A dyslexic blind man

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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69

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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I am a nigger.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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men's rights.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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