you lose.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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A Sloth runs...

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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