- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Take this and put it- No.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Woman's rights

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Health food.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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