- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

whats the best thing about polio...death

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside