- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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1 + 1 = 3

Dusters blow stuff.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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