- Anti Joke

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

An irish man walks out of a bar

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What's the difference between? Your mom.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!