Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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knock knock who's there no one

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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