- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

children burning

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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