A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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