Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Penis

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Anti Joke

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