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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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