whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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President Donald Trump

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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