- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

to get to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

"33"

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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