What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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