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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

A man... walks.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Your mums a penis joke.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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