- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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