Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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acualy is dolan

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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