Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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The jets are a good team..

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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The WNBA.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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