Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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A black guy gets a job...

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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gay marriage.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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