their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

No.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Womens rights !

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

At least I dont have AIDS.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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