Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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you are a åsshole :)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Anti-joke.

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Santa isn't real

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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