- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

full house

I just can't stand sitting down!

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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