Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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captcha: all yer base

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Oh, right

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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