why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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penis

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Black Friday

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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