Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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shut up iggy

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Your dads dead. lol

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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