Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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men's rights.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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I am a nigger.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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