Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Women's rights

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Women's rights.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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