Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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That's what SHE said!

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Spotto

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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