- Anti Joke

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

you lose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

THE GAME

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it