- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

There's my tractor.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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