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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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kkk

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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