What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Chuck Norris.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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stinky boner

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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